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UnderpaidCollective

FOR THE OVERWORKED.

DESIGNED WITH INTENT.

HALF COFFEE HALF CHAOS

HALF COFFEE HALF CHAOS

Rs. 799.00
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✔ Cash on Delivery available
✔ Ships across India in 5-7 days
✔ 240 GSM premium cotton
✔ 7-day easy returns
Taxes included. Shipping calculated at checkout.
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📏 Size Chart

📏 Size Chart

Size Chest (inches) Length (inches) Weight Height
XS402745–55 kg5'2"–5'5"
S422855–65 kg5'5"–5'8"
M442965–75 kg5'8"–5'11"
L463075–85 kg5'11"–6'1"
XL483185–95 kg6'1"–6'3"
XXL503295–105 kg6'3"+
Oversized fit. Chest shown is garment measurement, not body measurement. Choose your regular size for an oversized look.
Size Chest (inches) Length (inches) Weight Height
S442755–65 kg5'5"–5'8"
M462865–75 kg5'8"–5'11"
L482975–85 kg5'11"–6'1"
XL503085–95 kg6'1"–6'3"
XXL523195–105 kg6'3"+
Oversized hoodie fit. Choose your regular size for roomy comfort. Size down for a less baggy fit.

Grab yours before it disappears like your weekends.

Shipping & Delivery


All our products are made-to-order to ensure fresh printing and reduce waste.

Each order is printed and shipped by our trusted production partner.

Orders are dispatched within 2–3 working days and delivered within 5–7 working days.

Product details

Your bloodstream composition: 50% coffee, 50% barely contained panic. Your personality: Equal parts caffeine and crisis management.

This premium cotton tee perfectly describes everyone who's ever run on coffee and controlled chaos. When you're literally powered by espresso and adrenaline, this shirt gets it.

Premium Fabric & Construction:

  • 240 GSM terry cotton - Premium heavyweight material
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton - Ultra-soft and breathable
  • Pre-shrunk fabric - Maintains fit and shape after washing
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping - Enhanced durability and comfort
  • Side-seamed construction - Better fit that won't twist
  • Double-needle stitching - Reinforced collar, sleeves, and hem
  • Relaxed oversized fit - Dropped shoulders for modern silhouette

Print Quality: High-quality DTG (Direct-to-Garment) printing with eco-friendly water-based inks. Colorfast technology ensures graphics stay vibrant through 100+ washes without cracking or peeling.

Fabric Benefits: Breathable, moisture-wicking properties. Holds shape after multiple washes. Soft hand feel that gets better with age.

Perfect for: Stressed professionals, coffee lovers, multitaskers, startup employees, corporate survivors, deadline chasers, and anyone managing chaos with caffeine as their primary coping mechanism.

Care Guide


Wash inside-out in cold water

Dry on low heat

Flip inside out before ironing

Basically, treat it better than your company treats you 🙂

Want This Design On Another Apparel?

If you connect with a design from our collection but prefer it on another Underpaid Collective apparel style (for example: hoodie to t-shirt or t-shirt to hoodie), we offer limited design swaps within our existing range.

To maintain our quality standards, we currently only customise designs that are already part of our collection and only across apparel styles we already offer.

✔ Hoodie ↔ T-Shirt swaps (when design exists in our collection)
✔ Same premium fabric & print quality
✔ Made-to-order on request

📩 Contact us on support@underpaidcollective.com

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❓ Got Questions?

Frequently Asked Questions

Everything you need to know about ordering, sizing, shipping, and our products.

We use 240 GSM premium terry cotton – that's 3x thicker than regular tees. The fabric is soft, breathable, and heavyweight. It won't lose shape after washing and is built to last 100+ washes with proper care.
Our products are designed for a true oversized fit. Check our size chart on the product page – we provide chest, length, shoulder measurements, plus weight and height recommendations. When in doubt, order your regular size for the perfect oversized look, or size down for a slightly more fitted vibe.
Orders are typically delivered within 7-9 business days across India. You'll receive a tracking number via email/SMS once your order ships. Free shipping is available on all orders above ₹999.
Yes! We offer Cash on Delivery (COD) across India. You can pay when your order arrives at your doorstep. We also accept all major payment methods including UPI, credit/debit cards, and net banking.
We offer a 7-day return/exchange policy from the date of delivery. Items must be unused, unwashed, and in original packaging with tags intact. Please contact us within 7 days if you need to initiate a return or exchange.
Wash inside out in cold water with similar colors. Avoid bleach. Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry for best results. Iron on low heat if needed (avoid ironing directly on the print). Following these steps will keep your apparel looking fresh for 100+ washes.
Yes! All our products feature a true unisex fit with wider chest, dropped shoulders, and relaxed sleeves that work for all body types. Everyone from corporate survivors can rock our designs with comfort and style.
No! We use premium screen printing with eco-friendly water-based inks. Our prints are colorfast and designed to survive 100+ washes without cracking, peeling, or fading. That's our quality guarantee.
Currently, we only ship within India. International shipping will be available soon. Follow us on Instagram @underpaidcollective to stay updated on new launches and shipping expansions.
Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking link via email and SMS. You can click the link to track your package in real-time. If you have any issues, feel free to contact us anytime.

Still Have Questions?

Our team is here to help. Get in touch and we'll respond within 24 hours.

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